Ehm, orright thare, Scouser ere and welcom to me proper webpage like.

I'll be keepin me aye on yoo so make shoor ya dun fook oop otherwise it'll be posted ere & I'll be devoed!

Dun forget, the worst blook around ta Cloob picks up me ehward; the Scouse Award at ti end of ta year - and ya doon won tat!
Ere are soom examples like, keep yer eers and ayes open for em and send to Cloob's Facebook:
Looks like Clube's #2 has been snapchatting with EPL managers again... Didn't you learn from the Alan Pardew incident Pete? Rumour has it Jose now sends him a new selfie each week. Too cute...

2014 Scouse Award - Round 1 Nominations

Sebba reckons his new transition lenses are purely 'for the ladies'...
Meanwhile, in Vietnam
Head down to FIFALounge for all your Dance, Dance Revolution needs
3 Facebook accounts later and Nathan finally reckons he has the 'hang of tinder'
What Bui really gets up to during those early mornings
Bakka has been hitting the trendy South Yarra scene as of late, furthering speculation that he is in fact the secret millionaire

Football Funnies Edition 1 - Soom of de woorst players goin round like!

Orright then, tink your a pro? Try an beat me record like!
  • Play as any of the English football league clubs (from Accrington to Yeovil)
  • Ascend the level difficulties by blasting a volley past the keeper
  • Unlock powerups throughout the game: unnerving the defence & keeper
How to Play
Move your player using the mouse and click to volley. The volley's timing is crucial and will result in the ball sailing wide or into the back of the net!

Click early to send the ball left or later to send it right, the ball's height when crossed also determines where you need to position your player on the park before striking at the goal.

Can you beat Scouser's record of 5 goals with Tranmere?